Mutant Dandelions Are Among Us!

I found this in my backyard yesterday.

It’s some sort of crazy, mutant Dandelion. Look at it!

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It’s got a frikkin’ giant trunk thing! With at least 5 heads!

This can’t be right.

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If I cut one off will it regrow 2 more? Like some sort of crazy Dandelion Hydra?

Hydralion?!

Dear God! This is the beginning of the end. Or at least “Little Shop of Horrors 2016”.

Hydralion says, “Feed me, Jenny!”

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What are Abby’s thoughts on all this insanity in the backyard?
“Duuuuuuuuude! Relax, bro!”

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She is no help at all!

We’re doomed.