Dear Uterus

Me: Uterus, I know what you’re planning for my birthday. You’ve been letting hints slip all week.  You really don’t have to, honestly.  I think it’s nice that you remembered, but gifts are not necessary.

My Uterus: 

She has no idea! She’ll be so surprised!

Me on Saturday:

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