Email I sent to my co-workers.
Subject line: Incident
I would like to report an accident.
I’m not sure of the correct procedure so I’m starting here.
It appears that this gentleman was carrying a knife when he slipped and fell and lost control of the blade and a bloodbath ensued.
I’m pretty sure he’s beyond helping but I felt it was my duty to report it.
At the very least we should dispose of the body and mop up the blood before someone else gets hurt.