3/4 Asleep Me: Who is shining a bloody great big stupid light through the window when I’m trying to sleep!?
1/2 Asleep Me: That’s the sun, dumb ass. It’s still light out. We go to bed before the sun goes down. If you listen carefully you can hear children playing outside.
3/4 Asleep Me: Dammit.
1/2 Asleep Me: Just put a stuffed animal over your eyes and go back to sleep.
3/4 Asleep Me: Stupid daylight.